I was walking down the street one day when I met a girl in L. A.

She was pretty and so sexy - wow! I couldn't take my eyes off her.

When she saw me watching her like a man with the brain at the wrong place

she came to me and asked my name.

I just could say: "I........... a............ m.... german!"

"Hey you stupid fucking boy! Buy a Hustler and go home!

I know the only thing you want is not to go home on your own!"

After these words I blew up:

"Don't paint the devil on the wall! I'm not that bad. You are me one!

I just love pretty things to see. You don't have to see black for me!"

After these words she just stood there and I told myself: 

"I can see her brain smoking!" But I had no idea why! 

Then after half a minute or so she started laughing nonstop.

But then she said with a smile: " I love funny boys like you"

I had no idea what she was talking about.

"Hey funny boy from Germany! Take my hand and walk with me.

Tell me things I cannot see. I like the words you said to me."

"I came to L. A. to find you." After a year we said "I do".

We started with these crazy words you got a fit of laughter:

"Don't paint the devil on the wall! I'm not that bad. You are me one!

I just love pretty things to see. You don't have to see black for me!"

And now put it all together:

Wow! That was really strange!

You always get what you really want. In ways you cannot foresee!